Sick of non-alcoholic drinks that should be in the soda section?

No more wishy-washy botanical flavours or high sugar mocktails. Smug AF Cocktails are carefully crafted to match alcoholic cocktails. Made with non-alcoholic spirits and flavours these drinks have the same flavour profile of the classic cocktails you love but without the hangover.
MIXED CASE 16pk
MIXED CASE 16pk
MIXED CASE 16pk
MIXED CASE 16pk
MIXED CASE 16pk
Smug AF Cocktails

MIXED CASE 16pk

Regular price $99.00
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NOTE: we're out of stock of Mojito. If you purchase this bundle please email me and swap the Mojito for another flavour of your choice. 

Can't decide? Get them all

Included in the pack:

4 x Virgin Margarita 

4 x Virgin Mojito 

4 x Virgin Bellini

4 x Virgin Cosmo

Step up your hosting game with a non-alcoholic cocktail that'll make soda water and ginger beer hide in shame. 

Kick off the festivities with our award-winning peach Bellini, because first impressions matter. Sip on the refreshing goodness of our Mojito, lovingly garnished with fresh mint and lime, while you supervise the little ones at play. 

Get ready for a flavour explosion by pairing our spicy Margarita with some lip-smacking sticky pork belly. And when it's time to wrap up the feast, let our light and refreshing Cosmopolitan, with a fancy lemon twist and delicate rose petals, take centre stage. 


 

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Coconut Margarita- Limited Edition
Coconut Margarita- Limited Edition
Smug AF Cocktails

Coconut Margarita- Limited Edition

Regular price $26.00
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This will be your drink of the Summer! Think a Pina Colada but brought out of the 80's and into 2023! 

Made with non-alcoholic coconut rum and non-alcoholic tequila, this drink is the perfect balance of sweet, citrus, and creamy. 

Another Smug AF nitro-dosed drink so give it a good hard shake before opening. This will give you the foamy creamy top everyone craves! 

Enjoy xx 

Limited run and stock available

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Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards
Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards
Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards
Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards
Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards
Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards
Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards
Smug AF Cocktails

Virgin Bellini- Bronze Medal World AF Awards

Regular price $26.00
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A bubbly luxurious experience without the booze! Our all-natural Virgin Bellini is perfect for your long brunch & breakfast experiences. It packs a peach punch, made with thick peach puree and top-shelf non-alcoholic sparkling bubbles. It's low in sugar and high in taste. Take a sip of this brunch-time buzz cocktail and enjoy all the fun, with none of the awkward memories. Now that's living the good life!

Bronze Medal winner at the World Alcohol-Free Awards 2023

 

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Virgin Cosmopolitan
Virgin Cosmopolitan
Virgin Cosmopolitan
Virgin Cosmopolitan
Virgin Cosmopolitan
Virgin Cosmopolitan
Smug AF Cocktails

Virgin Cosmopolitan

Regular price $26.00
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This drink is dangerously drinkable and oh-so-sexy! 

Tart and sweet - the perfect combination. Made with fresh Australian cranberry juice to give you a dusty pink cocktail that looks spectacular in the glass. The non-alcoholic Cointreau comes through on the nose giving off delicate orange notes and is balanced with the tart cranberry and lime on the palate. 

For maximum impact, shake the can vigorously for 20 seconds before pouring it into a cocktail coup, garnish with a lemon twist, or eatable rose petals. 

Check out our comparison chart to see how our Cosmo stacks up against the alcoholic version. 

 

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Smug AF Cocktails

Virgin Mojito - PRE SALE OPEN

Regular price $26.00
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PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PRE-SALE ITEM. NOT CURRENTLY IN STOCK. This is due for delivery in 1st week of March.

Impress your guests when you serve them the drink that won Best Non-alc in Australia, 2022. 

Made with strong non-alcoholic white rum giving subtle anise and cumin notes, balanced with sweet fresh garden mint. This drink has the perfect balance of sweet and savoury components and a refreshing spritz of bubbles.

Our mojitos are made with fresh Australian lime juice and premium ingredients, just like the ones you used to order behind the bar. 

Check out our comparison table to see how Smug AF stacks up against alcoholic mojitos

Serve: In a large glass over ice, add a fresh mint leaf & a wheel of lime

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Virgin Margarita - PRE SALE OPEN
Virgin Margarita - PRE SALE OPEN
Virgin Margarita - PRE SALE OPEN
Virgin Margarita - PRE SALE OPEN
Virgin Margarita - PRE SALE OPEN
Virgin Margarita - PRE SALE OPEN
Smug AF Cocktails

Virgin Margarita - PRE SALE OPEN

Regular price $26.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PRE-SALE ITEM. NOT CURRENTLY IN STOCK. This is due for delivery in 1st week of March.

We have replicated the real Margarita experience. You shake the can vigorously for 15-20 seconds and that ignites the nitrogen. When you pour your Smug into the Margarita glass you'll get a smooth creamy consistency and a beautiful crema on top, just like the ones you used to order at the bar.

On your first sip, you'll notice the fresh Australian lime and the non-alcoholic tequila leaves all the flavour notes but without the alcohol. We've worked hard to give you a full mouth-feel and the warming sensation you'd expect to get from a good dose of the real thing.  

Serve: Shake the can vigorously for 15 seconds (it feels weird but this ignites the nitrogen & gives you the fresh-from-the-bar experience). Pour into a Margarita glass and garnish with a lime wheel.


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Drinks to Impress

Our non-alcoholic cocktails are made for glassware. They're designed to replicate your favourite sophisticated adult drinks. Simply shake, pour, garnish and take all the credit for that perfect balance.

Or keep it chill and let the cans work their magic while you add a pop of fun with a bright paper straw.

No more sugary mocktails that belong on the kids menu. No more wasting money on non-alcoholic drinks that taste like botanical extracts.

Introducing Smug AF Cocktails, finally an AF drink that replicates alcohol.

We don't mess around with cheap ingredients or amateur flavours. We use high-end non-alcoholic spirits and extracts combined with top-notch Australian juices. We have even nitrogen dosed our cans for a lusciously creamy consistency.

No more settling for subpar mocktail imitations that are watery, sugary and weak. Our non-alcoholic cocktails have been crafted with careful attention to detail to replicate the classic cocktails you love, even including a slight warming sensation that you get from alcohol.

It's time to go from mocktails to non-alcoholic cocktails!

More than a 'Mocktail'

People will think you've spent hours perfecting your non-alcoholic recipes to make them taste like alcohol.

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Whether it's a work event or post-work drinks, we've got you covered with our convenient 4-pack. No need to worry about crossing any lines or waking up with regrets. With Smug AF, you can keep the party going without jeopardizing your professional reputation.

But it doesn't stop there! Our non-alcoholic wonders are the ultimate companions for picnics, beach days, and gatherings with your nearest and dearest. Soak up the sun, enjoy the company, and clink your glasses to the good times without the worries of overdoing it. Smug AF lets you savor the moments and create memories to cherish forever.

Don't let alcohol dictate your fun. Embrace the freedom of our non-alc cocktails and let the good times roll. From work events to beach escapades, Smug AF is here to make every occasion a celebration. Raise your glass and cheers to living life to the fullest, minus the hangover and HR nightmares!